doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
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Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
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lchry said: do you follow Denny's on tumblr?
tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.
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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE
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