fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

(via pizza)

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

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kordova:

90sgeekchic:

Squad turn up

kordova:

90sgeekchic:

Squad turn up

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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lchry said: do you follow Denny's on tumblr?

tubesock:

tacobell:

They wish.

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ginhigh:

this is my favourite vine tbh

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sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

(via pizza)

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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